Dear State Representative,
Why does the road between East Nowhere and Palookaville widen out to three lanes going in the same direction? Does the blowing of tumbleweeds and sagebrush across the road close one lane from time to time? Do the cattle trucks really need to speed shoulder to shoulder between East Nowhere and Palookaville? Is there a reason why this road gets the Autobahn treatment while the road from U town to Big City is a two-lane road?
Are you going after the "Bridge to Nowhere" vote? Are you in cahoots with Ted Stevens?