Monday, March 15, 2021

Conferences: Might as well face it, you're addicted to sloth

What usually happens in the spring? Pay attention to conference calls for papers. Go to meetings on campus. Prep class. Grade papers. Try to write. Put in grant applications that you don't have a chance of getting. Drive, drive, drive, in all senses.

This spring has been . . . different. Even though I can see that all the people moaning on Twitter about how  Covid has sapped their productivity are in fact publishing up a storm, promoting themselves, doing Zoom lectures, on and on and on and on, I somehow . . . don't care. That is, I like and promote their work, but as for me? No FOMO here. 

 I recently had to add up all the conferences at which I was going to attend and present--and pay for; no conference money was going to be forthcoming from Northern Clime--and I thought I must have been crazy to agree to it all.  Farhad Manjoo had a recent opinion piece in the NYT--"Do you really need to fly?"--and posed the question that all conference-goers have asked themselves: do we really need to hurl ourselves across the country or across continents to read a paper aloud for 20 minutes, or, best case, give a 50-minute keynote? Couldn't we do this through Zoom? 

Yes, the point of conferences is really the conversations that we have in the hallways or session Q & A or, for you sociable types, cocktail parties or dinner. But couldn't some of this be done virtually?

Manjoo says that things are going to change, that we're going to see that this level of travel is nuts and that a lot can be done virtually. However, I think it's an arms race thing that may change, but only slowly. Unless the big conferences embrace some version of virtual conferences, it's going to create a two-tiered system, sort of like the way that (regrettably) online publications a few years ago were seen as inferior. "Is it a monograph that will count or an online publication?" we heard. "Both?" we said, but did the tenure and promotion committees agree? Do they agree now? 

Somehow we've got this Theodore Roosevelt strenuous-life attitude about travel as inherent virtue, however miserable the travel and wrong-headed it might be. Sure, it's a conference, but is it a real conference if it's not in person? Sure, the archive has all those materials digitized beautifully, but is it really research if you didn't go to the archive, spending money, taking time, and risking the inevitable misery of catching a cold to do so? If you didn't suffer (and yes, in a privileged academic way; this does not compare with real suffering) to get to the archive in person, how do you know it's real scholarship? If you didn't eat the stale bagels and buy the $6 granola bar and drink the scalding coffee from the official Hell Caterer to the Conference World and feel anxious about every minute of the conference, did you really get the full experience? 

The conversations, ideas, and networking do make conferences worthwhile, not to mention they're pretty much required if you want to be an active scholar in most fields. And I'm not stupid enough to confess the relief from the constant travel that this year has given me, not when everyone everywhere is proclaiming in-person conferences as an absolute good, like chocolate chip cookies or clean air. But this year has given a sense of what life might be like without quite so many of them, and the grass on the other side of the fence (whispers) is a little greener than I thought it would be.

Either that, or I'm addicted to sloth. 


xykademiqz said...

I am super happy about no travel. Ecstatic TBH.

Just had a program review meeting for a grant energy, and it was all it was supposed to be and nothing it wasn't. I didn't go overtime with my talk, because I was able to easily see my own phone during my talk; I could answer questions via chat for a few hours afterwards; I could private chat with colleagues who were interested in my work; I could take select screenshots of people's slides so I can look at their papers later. It was glorious! And I didn't have to sit in uncomfortable conference rooms, with poor internet and arctic temperature.


I've already pretty much discontinued all travel abroad except for one particular conferences of my small community, which I attend no matter what. The big ones? F*ck 'em. I may send students, who are still bright-eyed and bushy-tailed about travel.

Caitlyn said...

I support the no conferences but I am also a little bit bummed. I was looking forward to traveling and presenting my work for the first time at a mitochondrial conference but all the ones I know of have now been postponed until 2023. So I guess I will just never present my PhD work at a conference as I should graduate well before 2023. Oh well, I will hopefully get the opportunity in the future at the postdoc level.

undine said...

xykademiqz--that sound like the best of all possible worlds. Having private chats, looking at papers, etc., sounds heavenly, especially with the longer time for chat.

Caitlyn, welcome! It's too bad that you won't get to present right now but if the mitochondrial conferences are postponed, it sounds as though everyone else will be in the same boat--small comfort, though.