As an avid if shamefaced consumer of advice columns, I've seen more than a few questions and answers recur over the years: these are the absolute perennials. The questions and answers below are replies to just the relatively lighthearted ones, not the ones where people are trapped in bad situations, etc.
Ms. Undine is going to dispose of these in a sentence or so, although advice columnists are much more nuanced.
Dear Ms. Undine,
I sent my young grandchildren gifts, but they don't send me handwritten thank you notes. Sometimes they call or text, but it's not the same. I am miffed and stewing over this incessantly. Should I stop sending them gifts? What should I do? -- Fretful
A. Dear Fretful,
Did I miss something? They're your grandchildren, as in children. Sure, you can stop sending them gifts, but tell me: how is this going to improve your relationship with them? Also: get a hobby.
Q. Dear Ms. Undine,
I've been living with my boyfriend for seven years, and we get along well. I would like to get married and have a family, but he says "maybe later" or "I don't want to get married." How can I get him to propose? -- Limbo
A. Dear Limbo,
There's nothing wrong with living together forever without being married, but if you want to get married, he is not the person for you. If he wanted to marry you, he would. Sorry.
Q. Dear Ms. Undine,
I am planning a destination wedding to Antarctica, and the wedding aesthetic for My Special Day is that everyone wear yellow with purple feathers in their hair or they can't come. I've already told everyone that they can't get married/have children/get engaged in the next year because it is My Special Year. It's going to be amazing, but people are refusing to attend. How can I get them to stop being so selfish and realize that My Special Day will be the event of their lives? - Bride of a Lifetime
A. Dear Bride,
Have you considered that they have lives, limited money, limited vacation time, and perhaps a limited tolerance for entitled shenanigans? Sorry--stupid question.
4 comments:
I wonder if we read the same columns? I'm an avid, decades-long reader of Carolyn Hax (going back to when I was in high school, I think!). For some reason, it's one of my favorite little pleasures in life.
😂 You're awesome at this!
heu mihi, we do read the same ones! Carolyn Hax with a smattering of Miss Manners and the rest. It's a time-wasting but otherwise harmless addiction.
xykademiqz--thank you! It can only come from earnest work-avoiding study of many hundreds of columns :).
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