Monday, August 04, 2008

Autoresponse in email: a rant

This is an entirely irrational prejudice, but I hate autoresponse emails. You know: "I am out of the office until X and will reply to your message when I return."

Now, I know they serve a useful purpose. I know that they're an efficient way of letting someone know that the message was received but that the person can't respond right away.

They irritate me because--irrational, remember?--they remind me that someone else is away from email and I am not. This doesn't even address the royal pain they are if you manage a discussion list and have to delete an "I am out of the office" response for every single message sent to the list.

When a person who's doing the autoresponse thing sends me a message (please do this, meet at this time, look this up--in other words, do a favor) and then I get an autoresponse in return, it's as though the person has sneaked away from the Fortress of Solitude (where I can't be, remember) to shoot an arrow and then has retreated to the fortress. The autoresponse in this case just says "I have important things to do, so would you do this task for me, since you have more time than I have?"

Well, no on both counts. And if I could, I would send you a flaming arrow of autoresponse back to your Fortress of Solitude telling you so.

3 comments:

dance said...

Would it make you feel better if you set up something like this, which I've seen many people do:

"My access to email will be sporadic throughout the summer. Please do not expect an immediate response."

I don't do this myself, but I consider the right to do so a perk of a 9-month paycheck.

The Bittersweet Girl said...

I like Dance's suggestion a lot. Prepare to be plagiarized.

The worst, IMO, is when the message is something like "X is traveling in Europe for the next four months." Rub it in, why don't ya?

undine said...

dance, that's a good idea, and if I were more rational about this, I would probably do it. I like the way you've worded it. What I'd really like to do is to set this up so that the autoresponse only works if someone has sent me an autoresponse; everyone sending a real email would get a real response.

bittersweet girl, yes, those are the worst. Talk about rubbing it in!